2009/01/15 — grant czerepak

Judaism
God says I am great and I will kill you and curse you if you disagree.
Christianity
I say God is great and I will kill you and forgive you if you disagree.
Islam
I say God is great and I will kill you and not forgive you if you disagree.
Buddhism
I say nothing is great and I will do nothing if you disagree.
Hinduism
I say everything is great and I will do everything if you disagree.
Science
I say knowledge is great and I will kill you and study you if you disagree.
Logic
I say reason is great and I will kill you and rationalize it if you disagree.
Philosophy
I say thought is great and I will kill you and get drunk if you disagree.
History
I say memory is great and I will kill you and forget you if you disagree.
Metaphysics
I say supernature is great and I will kill you and your supernature will continue to exist if you disagree.
Humanism
I say man is great and I will kill you and judge you according to your peers if you disagree.
Feminism
I say women are great and I will kill you and have an abortion if you disagree.
Art
I say emotion is great and I will kill you and capture the moment if you disagree.
Engineering
I say mechanics is great and I will kill you according to its model if you disagree.
Design
I say trends are great and I will kill you at the most opportune time if you disagree.
Craftsmanship
I say function is great and I will kill you step by step if you disagree.
Tradesmanship
I say inventory is great and I will kill you item by item if you disagree.
Psychopathy
I say I am great and I will kill you if you disagree.
Altrupathy
I say I am nothing and I will kill myself if you disagree.